Hello, gorgeous f*ckers. How is everyone doing today?
The weather is getting nicer again over here – which is good but right now, I’m hot as hell and it’s making me grumpy.
I finally finalised all of my articles and sent them off the other day – so, now I’m just waiting to be paid. There are 11 days until my birthday, so I want to get something nice to wear for my birthday dinner with friends. I saw the cutest shoes in Topshop but they were £85, so I’m still on the fence about them. Sorting out birthday plans is long – you have to make restaurant arrangements, sort out who’s actually coming, and if you’re old enough pick which club to go to and try and get on the guest list. Sigh.
Still, I’m kind of looking forward to my birthday despite the fact that I’m reaching 10+10. I can’t believe that I’m actually going to be 21 next year, though. I’ll have finished university by then, as well. Asdfghjkl.
I was also thinking that you guys should ask me some questions, and I’ll answer them in my next vlog. Glad you guys enjoyed my first one – it was pretty random! But hey-ho, I had fun making it 😀
Also, you guys may have heard of this Turkish columnist who wrote an article that criticised the Olympics for ‘killing womanhood.’ Hold up, the last time I checked the Olympics weren’t a fashion show – who the hell cares what women are wearing?
“Broad-shouldered, flat-chested women with small hips; [they are] totally indistinguishable from men. Their breasts – the symbol of womanhood, motherhood – flattened into stubs as they were seen as mere hindrances to speed,”
“I am not even talking about female javelin throwers, shot-put athletes, weightlifters, wrestlers and boxers,”
“Their appearance is just pathetic.”
OKAY. WHAT. Have you ever tried to do exercise without a sports bra? Im-fucking-possible. Your tits are just flying everywhere and it just hurts. Especially if you have some pretty enormous jugs. Like I said, who cares what they look like – they are there to do sport and win some medals not appear in some beauty pageant. I don’t even know with some people. Sigh.
Thank you to everyone who has entered my giveaway, so far! If you’re interested, I’m giving away two books (worldwide shipping included) – read Summer Expectations for more information.