It’s another scorcher here in England…

Hello, gorgeous f*ckers. How is everyone doing today?

The weather is getting nicer again over here – which is good but right now, I’m hot as hell and it’s making me grumpy.

I finally finalised all of my articles and sent them off the other day – so, now I’m just waiting to be paid. There are 11 days until my birthday, so I want to get something nice to wear for my birthday dinner with friends. I saw the cutest shoes in Topshop but they were ยฃ85, so I’m still on the fence about them. Sorting out birthday plans is long – you have to make restaurant arrangements, sort out who’s actually coming, and if you’re old enough pick which club to go to and try and get on the guest list. Sigh.

Still, I’m kind of looking forward to my birthday despite the fact that I’m reaching 10+10. I can’t believe that I’m actually going to be 21 next year, though. I’ll have finished university by then, as well. Asdfghjkl.

I was also thinking that you guys should ask me some questions, and I’ll answer them in my next vlog. Glad you guys enjoyed my first one – it was pretty random! But hey-ho, I had fun making it ๐Ÿ˜€

Also, you guys may have heard of this Turkish columnist who wrote an article that criticised the Olympics for ‘killing womanhood.’ Hold up, the last time I checked the Olympics weren’t a fashion show – who the hell cares what women are wearing?

“Broad-shouldered, flat-chested women with small hips; [they are] totally indistinguishable from men. Their breasts โ€“ the symbol of womanhood, motherhood โ€“ flattened into stubs as they were seen as mere hindrances to speed,”

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“I am not even talking about female javelin throwers, shot-put athletes, weightlifters, wrestlers and boxers,”

“Their appearance is just pathetic.”

OKAY. WHAT. Have you ever tried to do exercise without a sports bra? Im-fucking-possible. Your tits are just flying everywhere and it just hurts. Especially if you have some pretty enormous jugs. Like I said, who cares what they look like – they are there to do sport and win some medals not appear in some beauty pageant. I don’t even know with some people. Sigh.

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  1. August 10, 2012 / 11:42 pm

    I’m in my hotel room in Portugal now. ๐Ÿ™‚ only been here for a day but I love it already. The food is great. You’re gonna have fun if you end up going in September.
    Weird that your sister just woke up one morning and decided to be a biebs fan lmao. You’re right, I don’t think I’ve ever met anyone who doesn’t like Katy Perry.

    happy really early birthday ๐Ÿ˜€ I totes get what you mean about all the work that goes into making birthday plans. I hope you have a blast and it all works out well for your 20th wooooo no longer a teen omg.

    That is the most awesome spaceship ever. I always get gigantic cokes when I go to restaurants ๐Ÿ™‚ hahahah those stuffed toys are adorbs. I’m a fan of Mexican food as well, unfortunately I don’t think the restaurant of which you speak is in Canada. Boo.

    Sorry if this comment has tons of typos I’m using my iphone and autocorrect is annoying.

    Lmfao at that comment about female Olympic athletes. Just lmfao. People these days are so ridiculous and downright stupid. It’s not even worth our time to sit and listen to their bullshit so I’ll just laugh.

    Questions for your vlog: if you could meet one celebrity who would it be? And cheesecake or ice cream?! (whatever your choice is explain why) baha.

  2. August 11, 2012 / 6:42 pm

    I just think you really should continue making Vlog. It is indeed fun to watch. You and Donna are both adorable. I like the lil stuffs and coca-cola bottle!

    Question for your next vlog? I would have to think. lol

  3. August 12, 2012 / 12:13 pm

    Organising birthdays can be so hectic, but best of luck. I’m sure you will have fun and have a great birthday.

    Haha that columnist sounds like a complete idiot. What does she want the female athletes to be wearing? Heals?!

    Question for you video blog: What is your favourite film? Why?

  4. August 12, 2012 / 4:59 pm

    I hope you have a great birthday! That sucks that you are feeling old already. I never felt old until my birthday this year when I turned 27.

  5. August 12, 2012 / 10:59 pm

    What the heck! That is just like the crazy people who criticized Gabby Douglas’ hair for being untidy, even though she freakin’ won the gold for USA. I don’t understand people like that at all. These atheletes are amazing and can compete with the best – however they look, it’s the look of a champion.

    But ah, good luck with organizing your birthday and getting something pretty to wear! ๐Ÿ™‚

    Thanks for visiting my blog; hope we can stay in touch. Oh, and I love your gif on the sidebar. Oh Wash…so awesome.

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  6. August 13, 2012 / 8:00 am

    Aww Happy EARLY Birthday ๐Ÿ˜€

    I’m actually out of the loop with the Olympics, but that IS really rude of the columnist. I must agree that it is not a fashion show and even if it was, fashion is made for every shape and sizes!

    Your vlog was very entertaining haha ๐Ÿ™‚ I enjoy watching people’s vlog. Your accent is very cool, too. (lol I’m so American)

  7. August 14, 2012 / 10:26 am

    Pope mobile lmfao. I would love to see that.

    That’s pretty cool that you went to Rome! I’ve always wanted to go, hopefully we’ll get that opportunity soon.

    I would think that going to a school run by nuns wouldn’t be that fun but after actually “getting jiggy with nuns” as you put it, I would be so down for that.

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